Nowhere Gal (to the tune of "Nowhere Man" by the Beatles)
Ode to Sarah Palin

She's a real nowhere gal
Hides behind her nowhere pal
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody
Has extremist points of view
Knows not where she's going to
She is nowhere near like you and me

Nowhere gal won't listen
She has several screws missin'
Nowhere Gal, witches are at your command
She's as blind as she can be
Just sees what she wants to see
Nowhere Gal, can you see me at all?

Nowhere Gal won't worry
Media are in no hurry
Leaves it all till someone else
Lends her a hand
Has extremist points of view
Knows not where she's going to
She is nowhere near like you and me

Nowhere Gal won't listen
She has several screws missin'
Nowhere Gal, witches are at your command
She's a real nowhere gal
Hides behind her nowhere pal
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody
Looking with her nowhere scowl at nobody