Dear Mr. Bin Laden:
I honestly don't care what you have to say. Stop trying to scare me.
Love, The Witch.



Dear Mr. Bush:
I honestly don't care what Mr. Bin Laden has to say. Stop trying to scare me.
Love, The Witch.



Dear Mr. Bin Laden:
Nothing you say is going to change how I live my life. I'm not afraid of you.
Love, The Witch.



Dear Mr. Bush:
Nothing Mr. Bin Laden says is going to change how I live my life. I'm not afraid of him.
Love, The Witch.



Dear Mr. Bin Laden:
Nothing you say about Mr. Bush is going to change how I feel about him, either.
Love, The Witch.



Dear Mr. Bush:
Nothing Mr. Bin Laden says about you is going to change how I feel about you, either.
Love, The Witch.



Dear Mr. Bin Laden:
If your God is the kind of God who wants you to murder innocents to get into heaven, I'd rather be in hell with the innocents than in heaven with you, thank you very much.
Love, The Witch.



Dear Mr. Bush:
Same to you.
Love, The Witch.