O hai, it's me. I've been gone for forever mostly due to classes and having way too much stuff to do and not enough time. I lurked a little in the past, but I think I'm gunna try to stick around this time.

I've noticed that the lounge is a little... drama-y? So to lighten to mood some, I bring you some batshit fundie shirts that I've discovered in my intarweb travels. Only posting a few at the moment. If anyone actually finds this amusing, I might do more so...

*Note* I have nothing against non-fundie Christians. I lol at fundies of all types. Fundie Christians just seem to be the ones with the most tshirts.


Is "artistic" an abbreviation of "artistic license with upper body anatomy"? I tried, but I can't quite seem to reach my arm far enough over to touch my opposite shoulder blade like this lady is. Lemme give it another go... oh, I think I heard a pop. Is that bad?

As for the message on the shirt, I'm trying to figure out who's doing this so-called exploiting. The father of the child? The father of the girl? The doctor? Obama? Teh gays? To me, it's implying that of course no woman would pass up on the Gift of MotherhoodŽ, so someone MUST have lured us into getting an abortion. But I'm a girl, what do I know. Thinking is hard! Teehee!





Wait, that looks more a "t" to me. And "TimeChaser" starts with "t."
HOLY CRAP I created all life!

Really, if divinity was going to put some kind of signiture in all life, I'm sure they'd choose something a little more tasteful than an ancient torture device.




Our only hope...
Only hope...
Wait, why is that familiar?
Oh.


Fixed.




Um... I'm not a walking dictionary or anything, but I think Christmas falls under the definition of "holiday."




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"Neener neener, ur dumb" is not a valid counter-argument to scientists suggesting that we've probably surpassed Earth's carrying capacity.



OMG! Did you eat him?!