I would probably be really enjoying myself today.

I just watched some videos of the various Tea Party events that were held at various locations yesterday.

Now, IF I were a mean person, the kind of wicked sadist who delights in deliberately escalating and augmenting the paranoia of the poorly-informed, I would probably write something like this:

"Good work Comrades! Central Planning HQ in the White House basement estimates that we now have video footage of nearly seventy-six percent of the right-wing malcontents who need to be suppressed, oppressed, and re-educated. We know who they are. Every time we get them agitated enough to show up at one of these so-called "spontaneous, grass-roots" events, we identify a few more of them.

DARPA reports great success in coordinating the new facial recognition software with government ID files and data mining tools to gather ever more information about them. The more of them we can flush out (ha! Pun intended!) with coverage of "spontaneous, grass-roots" events, the more we can tag and mark for additional observation and information gathering through our Vast Network of Socialist Siblings.

We are hoping that additional "spontaneous, grass-roots" events will allow us to tag enough of these Enemies of the State to enable us to round them up and get them to the re-education camps without substantial opposition. Our deep-cover moles in the Fox News organization report that switching the coffee of targeted on-air personalities to double-shot espresso is having the desired effect. With each passing day, their frenzied ravings become less coherent and more motivating to their followers.

With luck, Comrades, we should have Our Glorious Leader's plan entirely implemented in time for the Juneteenth Coup!"

That's what I'd write if I were a mean person.

Fortunately, I'm not a mean person.

Am I?

Am I...?

naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...

virtuously,
Bright