Yes, that's right, TAX CUTS!!

And to prevent future outbreaks, the guaranteed solution? Eliminate at least three major federal administrative divisions-- say (for example,) the EPA, the Dept. of Agriculture, and, uh... lessee... Yeah! The Bureau of Land Management!! That'll do it, definitely!

That's right, folks, just listen to your friendly rightwing wackjob spokesperson, they'll tell ya:

Want to end hunger? Tax Cuts!

Want to eliminate drive time traffic jams? Tax Cuts!

Want to prevent the heartbreak of psoriasis? Tax Cuts, I tell ya, TAX CUTS!

Looking for World peace? Shut down HUD.

Seeking a really great cup of coffee? De-fund USAID!

Eliminate the rust on your car? Cut the State Department budget by 80%!!

It's GUARANTEED to work!

I can't believe a guy as smart as President Obama hasn't figured all this out, yet.

ironically,
Bright