This is VLR reporting for IWitnessNewZ.

So, tonight on my way to the monthly Meet-up, I noticed lots of cop activity at the JD building downtown, but I just figured they were moving some really bad guy and security was tight. Turns out there was a guy hanging from the 10th-or-so level of the parking garage next to JD. (I got the scoop from the Trimet driver who had to detour around it. She was all freaked about having to deviate from her route, lol!) Anyway, I got a good look at him as we crossed over the Hawthorne bridge. He was kicked back at the edge of the top floor, facing the building, nothing but air at his back. His posture said "I really don't care if I die". My heart dropped.

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So when I got home tonight, I started a thread in GDP to find out the Primary results (yes, I know we talked about how it was much healthier to avoid that cesspool. my bad.) that drew a troll? and then I hit the Google to find out if that poor man was talked down or...


and.. nothing.


not a word.


He apparently does not exist.