is to avoid getting stuck in another one for the rest of my life. I have been happily divorced since 1985 and if Prince Charming is out there, languishing for my wifely expertise, he's just going to have to heave his bulk out of that recliner chair and take care of himself for a change.

I'm officially matrimoniophobic.

I'm always amused by the shrieks about the terrible threat to straight marriage, mostly from men. If ever there were an institution overdue for a major shakeup, it's straight marriage.

Unfortunately, gay marriage isn't going to do it. It will have absolutely no effect on it and the alarmism is just more wasted energy.

So congratulations, best wishes and Mazel Tov. I will dance at any wedding that isn't mine. I am delighted it will eventually be extended to any adult that consents to it. That's long overdue.