September 1, 2008
Hollis, NH

Warren Stupidity, blogging from his basement 'office', has offically declared Babygate Stoopid.

"I haven't seen so many good democrats fall for a Rovian diversion since the Bad Looter Meme outbreak of Katrina", Stupidity said, "did we all bang our heads too hard when Gramps startled us by selecting the worst choice for a major party vice presidential candidate ever?"

When asked what Democrats should do about Babygate, Stupity said: "get a f_g clue. The issue here is not Palin's baby, the issue is that Gramp's has terrible judgement. Bad judgement on foreign policy, bad judgement on domestic policy, bad judgement on who he associates with (you do remember the Keating Five, don't you?), incredibly bad judgement on a routine basis as evidenced by his completely unqualified choice of a running mate."

At this point the interview terminated abruptly as Mr. Stupidity started spurting coffee and wildly gesturing with his hands, screaming something about infectious moranity and national security.