(On Edit: title, typos, and to note that, with the next long missive, I'll include another recipe) It’s great when it’s other folks with the problem and not you, isn't it? Here are some things you don't do: You don't accidental drive up onto crowded sidewalks and kill shoppers at a farmers market. You don't keep seventy-five cats as pets, and you don't enjoy a high-fiber diet rich in your own toenails. Sure, you tried licking the business end of a 9-volt battery once, and then you did it a...

(Note*: if you can make it all the way to the bottom, there's a reward in it for you) Here it goes: I'm a fairly recent visitor who was invited in by a long-time DUer (who shall be nameless, lest I ever say anything that may give cause to completely embarrass her). Since my first foray into GD/GD-P, I've marveled in the intellect and profundity of some, guffawed myself silly at the wit of others, and reeled from shock at the uninhibited...passion...of many more. After digging around a bit, I'...