Karl Rove's Anthem: (to be sung to the theme from Ghostbusters).


When your party's rotten to its core and the voters are getting the score— whaddaya do?
Talk about bad brown people.

When you've stolen from the poor to give your rich friends even more and the jobs are in Bangalore— whaddaya do?
Blame the brown people.

You've busted the entire nation to bankroll a failed invasion— whaddaya do?
Frame the brown people.

When Bush's cabinet is full of draft-dodgers but you've worn out calling Democrats cowards— whaddaya do?
Torture more bad brown people.

When your forged war ends in gore and there's an indictment lurking at your door— whaddaya do?
Bomb the mad brown people.

You've finally brought the cities to their knees, outsourced Congress to the Dutch Antilles, got fancy liberals eating processed cheese— whaddaya do?
Talk about all those grateful poor brown people.