in one easy lesson:

1) make the most dire predictions your fevered imagination can conjure.

2) Throw in lots of buzz words: Fascist is good. Nazi is even better,

3) Spread a heavy duty unsubstantiated rumor; something like
El-Al won't be flying on September 14th, and use that "fact" as the
basis for a false flag operation taking place.

4. Never, ever use Occam's Razor. If you hear hoof beats on Central
Park West at midnight, it must be a zebra, not a horse.

5. Throw in some really tough Democrat bashing. Not mere strong
criticism, but comments about how all the dems are like "good
germans", or that they're all owned by corporate interests. Each
and every one of them!

6. Spell America, Amerika. That's a real crowd pleaser.

7. Put Hillary or Gore in the title

8. Use the buzz word DU jour in the title: Buzz word for today:
BETRAYAL. Runners up: COWARD amd TASER. Make sure to use caps.

9. Add a dash more Nazi imagery, mix well and post.

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