Steinbrenner signs Olbermann to baseball contract

New York- The New York Yankees have signed Keith Olbermann to a long term baseball contract. George Steinbrenner, owner, had this to say, "I have been a long time fan of Keith's nightly television show, "Countdown", and tonight he showed his hitting prowess. He has hit one of the biggest grand slams I have seen in my many years, and a few more long bombs like tonight's could help our team win the World Series this year." Mr Olbermann was not available for comment, as he was busy retching his stomach for the terrible reality that has been the Bush Administration.

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i wish he would have said the word he wanted to... who gives a shit if everyone else on tv would've thrown a fit and MSNBC got fined... would they really fire him after that?