Dear Deity of Whatever Kind You Are in Heaven if there is one,

Please let me get through this caucus without offending any of my friends and neighbors. Please ensure that this is conducted fairly and according to the rules. Please make sure that the total lunatics do not show up and if they do that I can throw them out quickly and in a legal manner. Please make sure that the zillions of lawyers in my precinct do not decide that this would be a fun venue in which to grandstand. Please do not have the media show up and decide that it would be amusing to have a three ring circus in the gym. Please make sure I have enough of a grasp of Roberts Rules of Order to get through this. Please do not have anybody sue my ass or if they do please make sure I have enough insurance that they don't get the house.

Thank you and may we all move forward into a brighter tomorrow. Amen.