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Posted by damonm in General Discussion (1/22-2007 thru 12/14/2010)
Thu Mar 19th 2009, 01:56 PM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)





These mostly Southern boys will be
Dropped off into Iraq & Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4.. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problems in Iraq and Afghanistan to be over by Friday ..


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