I know some of his henchmen probably lurk on DU once in a while, so here's a picture of my gift to Karl:



It's an oversized calculator. This way, Karl can use it to calculate the difference between "his" math and the math.

You'll notice that the display says 3,693. At the time this picture was taken, that's how many troops we've lost in Iraq.

But be of good cheer, Karl - when we're done with you, you can also use the calculator to compute how many days until you're released from prison...