Opening scene In a Bar

Man (drunkenly to woman next to him): Sechs?

Woman (also drunkenly): yesh

Six Weeks Later
Outside same bar

Woman: Oh! I am glad I ran into you again.

Man (guilty look): Uh why?

Woman: Remember the sex we had after meeting for the first time ever while completely and totally drunk?

Man: Um…yeah kind of?

Woman: Well guess what?! I am pregnant. Which makes joining my convent kind of hard.

Man: You are a nun! Wow! And I got married a week after we had that sex.

Woman: Well no, not a nun YET. But golly, we are a pair of completely irresponsible people.

Man: Yeah, but you know if I was not married I totally would marry you even though I have only known you for um *looks at watch and does a quick bit of math* a half hour. Because after all as a completely irresponsible person the state legislature has allowed for me to have incentive to get married even after a momentary intimate moment if it means a pregnancy results from it.

Woman: Yes, and it was a momentary moment. Besides you are too hideous to marry. But my brother is gay and him and his partner would love to raise this child even if it is a little sooner then they wanted.

Man: Yes and your breath smells so I would not be happy. But it would be great your brother would raise our child however, they cannot get married and have a stable relationship because the NY Supreme Court says that they plan all their children out.

Woman: Wait, how is this planning their children out? How would they know I was going to get knocked up from a drunken one night stand and give them the chance at their own little bundle of joy?!

Man: I have no idea. But I am sure that the NY Supreme Court is completely right that the state Lege has to provide incentives for irresponsible people like us to marry simply because a pregnancy has occurred by accident while gays do not need any incentives at all to be forced into anything since they plan ahead when having children.

Woman: Well this is not true at all since look, my brother is going to have his first child as soon as I give birth!

Couple exchange phone numbers for the legal stuff required in giving up a child for adoption and then leave to go about their day.

THE END

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