fishwax's Journal - More Comedy from the American Police Force website

I posted here about how this mysterious �American Police Force� outfit is more likely a scam than a front group for Blackwater. They plagiarize a Blackwater website, sure, but they�ve also apparently plagiarized a Junior Association �Career Guides� website, an answer on �answers.com,� a book description on amazon.com, and private investigation websites of widely varying quality.

For example, if you�re interested in APF�s Investigative Services, you can learn on their website that:

�We have investigative agents that specialize in certain areas and most of them speak several different languages such as Spanish, Russian, Japanese, Ukrainian, Polish, English to name a few. That covers about 90 percent of the worlds spoken language. We can provide you with the expertise to investigate the case and hopefully bring the culprit justice.

We specialize in results for corporate investigations, covert operations, surveillance, industrial espionage, counter intelligence, and sabotage encompassing both criminal and civil statutes. We offer intellectual property protection Internet crimes Phishing network exploitation corporate intelligence hacking and database intrusions.

But don�t worry, if you want someone a little less sinister to perform those services, you can find the same services offered (word for word, including the silly claim that Spanish, Russian, Japanese, Ukrainian and English covers about 90% of the world�s spoken language) on the web site for this guy:

Much less sinister!

But anyway, the real humor I wanted to point to comes from the insurance fraud section of the APF website, where an apparent misunderstanding of the syntax of the source they�re plagiarizing from leads to the claim that APF will gladly stage car accidents, set businesses on fire, claim that they have lost the ability to work, and more!

Our unmatched experience and reputation has enabled APF to conduct thousands upon thousands of private investigations. If you would like to verify insurance claims/fraud, we will not hesitate to:

Insurance Fraud Investigations

o Stage car accidents.
o Order auto theft.
o Set their businesses on fire.
o Claim that they have lost their ability to work.
o Stage a break-in or theft of personal items.
o Inflate the value of a stolen item.
o Add relatives to a list of people allegedly injured in a car accident.
o Hire witnesses to support their version of the claim incident.