Considering the opposition, at least as it now stands:

Michelle Bachmann - a looney tunes who rewrites history

Rick Perry - a W political clone who's also a secessionist

Mitt Romney - corporate shill, flip-flopper

and if Ron Paul gets into the race, we've got the Pretty Boy Floyd of Politics.

So if Obama doesn't win in a landslide, shame on him, shame on us, and shame on vampire policies that suck the lifeblood out of Democratic principles and American values.

(Oh, and watch how the coded racism gets ratcheted up as the season progresses.)