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It's pretty much universally accepted that turkeys are colossally stupid. We can now also confirm not only this, but also that they're also pretty damn tough.

Or, at least one of them, namely the bird that flew into Kathy Ganzer's house -- the hard way.

Ganzer wasn't home on the evening of September 7, but her neighbors filled her in on what they think happened.

Four wild turkeys were hanging around in Ganzer's neighborhood, which is apparently quite the hot spot for these feathered idiots. Something must've spooked the birds, because three of them shot right out of the yard and into a tree.

The fourth went the wrong way, crashing right through Grazer's double pane window and into her den.

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