I am almost afraid to post this.

This is Cubs' year
REALLY

MAYBE

HOPEFULLY

PRETTY PLEASE?
Rick Morrissey
September 23, 2007

A fan base that suffers from congenital heartbreak is being asked once again if it would be willing to place its trust in a baseball franchise that seems to delight in destroying dreams, foreclosing on hopes and, for all anyone knows, clubbing baby seals.

The fan base wonders if there's a catch.

No, the fans are told, that's it. Just lie on the ground so men with spikes on their feet can grind you into oblivion.

And the fan base points to a mud puddle and says, "Would over there be OK?"

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