Her car was pulled up at the store entrance and she was putting something big into the back of her car. I was afraid to drive around her, because someone might have come from the opposite direction and then I wouldn't have known what to do.

I am 83 years old and between all I have to pay for pills for my "condition" and putting a little gas into "Old Bessie", I was feeling all weak and discombobulated from not being able to afford to eat food. So I had gone to Target, damn near passing out from hunger, to buy a couple of tins of cat food for my dinner.

And she kept yelling something about Microsoft to me!!! Who the hell did she think I was, Bill Gates???