"The Halliburton corporation last week picked up a no-bid contract with the White House to help it find its Mojo. The cost overrun on the project is already close to $4,ooo,ooo,ooo. Congressional democrats have been quiet on the matter...Mr. bush believes that the tube containing his mojo was stolen by Iranian terraists who wanted to use it to create nuculur bombs. The country, already past its 16 day deadline for creating a nuculur bomb, has grown desprit in the past few days to assure its official position in the Axis of Evil."