I can't grasp the idea that George W. Bush was president and now Obama is. It is too much for my small mind. When I think Bush was president, I don't have the mental margins to think Obama might be also. The worlds are too different. I flatter myself that I have a wide screen, but there is no aspect ratio in the universe that could show Bush and Obama on the same screen. But that is what is being asked.

The world is totally jerking my chain. Are you effing kidding me?

My nose is bleeding.

I'm torn to shreds.