I listened to your rant about how Christmas is being stolen. About how there would be no "Happy Holidays" around your house... how it would be Merry Christmas, and you'd have a Christmas Tree and sing Christmas Carols and send out Christmas cards. After hearing that, I'm offended. Because by saying Merry Christmas only I assume you don't wish me a Happy New Year.

Let me tell you something, buddy, me and mine like to celebrate the New Year. At my house, on New Year's Eve, we're gonna take down the tree, we're gonna get hammered,and we're gonna throw up in the sink. Just like we've done for countless generations, and I resent the righteous right-wing attempt to take the joy out of my holiday.

The next time I see you, don't come at me with any of that "Merry Christmas" crap. You WILL wish me a Happy New Year. I am sick and tired of the constant attacks of the ridiculous right to declare war on a holiday I hold sacred.

Not wishing me a happy new year in this land of the free is denying me my right to celebrate, and I ask you, sir, WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA!!!???