Okay. So lawmakers in certain states want to outlaw sex-toys? I propose "Vagina Victory Gardens". It doesn't take much space to grow cucumbers or zucchinis. I'm half-way serious here. Put your green thumbs to work.
I have to admit, veggies are a hell of a lot cheaper than latex toys. (No comment on how I know this)
Spring is here. How does your Vagina Victory Garden grow?