As I entered the Borders Books & Music in the Detroit suburb of Birmingham today, I was greeted with a massive pyramid display of the Wasilla Wolf Killa's literary meisterwerk

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But a curious phenomenon developed - not one person who entered the store, and it was quite busy, even glanced at the pyramid stack of Going Rogues as they entered. So I asked the woman at the gift wrapping table, which was right next to the stack, if she'd seen anyone pick up a copy.
"Not one," she replied. "Nobody's even browsed through one."

Edited to replace "write" with "right".
