Here's my song parody. Enjoy.

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(To the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")

You're a mean one, Mr. Bush.
You really are a heel.
You have lied us into I-raq,
For petroleum you’d steal.

Mr. Bush . . . You're a bad banana
Making (pause) oily black deals.

You're a monster, Mr. Bush.
Your heart's an empty hole.
You killed and maimed and bombed them,
Yet you want to bomb some more.

Mr. Bush . . . I wouldn't touch you, with a (pause)
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Bush.
We got coffins for your lies.
You told us there were weapons
Of mass destruction size.

Mr. Bush . . . Given the choice between WMD’s and you
I'd take the one in which (pause) no one dies.

You're a foul one, Mr. Bush.
You lied, BS’d and fibbed
Your war is full of anguish
Your speeches are all cribbed.

Mr. Bush . . . The exit strategy you promised
Was apparently just (pause) ad libbed.

You're a liar, Mr. Bush.
You said Saddam’s a threat.
That he would soon attack us
And all of us should sweat.

Mr. Bush . . . Your lies are an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deceptions (pause)
I’ve ever heard yet.