... We've been pushin' this 'unitary executive theory' for some time now, 'bout how any kind of decision has to be made by my office, an' there ain't no one who can tell me otherwise. But now, we need to move to the 'null executive theory', because some of those decisions are catchin' up on us - so it looks like we need to show there ain't no such thing as an 'executive' after all. Jus' think of it like that cat in 'Alice in Wonderland' - when you think you saw somethin', it just gradually starts to disappear - total amnesia in the Justice Department, so they can't have been there at all, an' can't have done anything illegal; no records about the Veep, so it looks like he never existed, and his energy task force sure didn't, ya get ma drift? An' finally, there's just a little cheesy grin left of li'l ol' me, so I can be to blame for anythin' either, understand? But don' you worry, the grin'll stay long enough to tell you what to do. It's jus' that no-one has ever sent a grin to jail before, so I reckon I'm safe like that ..."

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