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The Sidereal Record Straightener
Posted by muriel_volestrangler in General Discussion
Thu Jun 02nd 2011, 02:14 PM
There are endangered species out there he may have infected, people! He still hasn't denied inappropriate sexual contact with juvenile Hawaiian Hoary Bats. I've not seen a long form certificate of sexual health from any department in Hawaii, have you?

I hope no-one is putting their posts about this in their journals, because that would massively increase the number of hits Google will record permanently about Breitbart's communicable disease (if he is infectious now - I hear antibiotics clear these things up well. He claimed to be disease free a few years ago, after all). Once he's sure that he's finally able to have sex without risking the extinction of several rare species, he's much rather not have to be reminded of this embarrassing phase of his sexual history.
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