vote republican
If your disgruntled Arab, Lefty room mate is flying soon please check his/her baggage.
vote republican
Go to work, unemployment office, market, school, day care with extra care.
vote republican
If you fly on commercial airllines be sure to let someone know you saw a Code Red alert on CNN.
vote republican
Do not connect the dots between imperialist violence and increased terrorism. This does not help.
vote republican
If you figure out what the hell you or I as common every day Joes and Jills are supposed to do differently
aside from apologizing deeply to Joe Lieberman please contact Homeland Security as they haven't a clue either.