http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/film_rev...

"Parents need not freak, as Meyer's tale is by and large chaste, its backbone Edward's repression of his thirst for blood, which serves as a blunt metaphor for carnal impulses and, consequently, establishes the entire affair as a saga of self-inflicted vampiric blue balls."

"If Edward, despite his youthful body, is in reality a 108-year-old man, then his lustful wooing of an actual high-school junior makes him, for all intents and purposes, a borderline statutory rapist and all around dirty old perv. Your move, Anne Rice!"

Gold.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalos

I don't get it. Seriously.

And this creepy middle-aged dude in a red pick-up truck pulled up beside me and asked me if I wanted to "have some fun." I'm not sure what "some fun" entails, but something tells me he didn't want to play Guitar Hero. Creeeeepyyyyyyyyy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90QeBRmpUBs

FUCK is supposed to be DUCK, obviously. HIV is supposed to be HIT.

Truly one of the weirdest Nintendo glitches ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI

(The Mighty Boosh = televisual comedic genius.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJDObC5c0jw

Any Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter fans here? Truly the defining cinematic masterpiece of the new millennium.

Because metal is the law. (The lyrics make the song especially great.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcYTHr06eew

I think I actually posted these before, but they're fucking awesome and I felt like making a copycat thread. (Though I should warn you that they're probably not safe for work, children or anyone who doesn't like weird shit.)

http://www.fat-pie.com/spoils.htm
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus1.htm
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus2.htm

http://www.xocmusic.com/NESpaul /



Kinda takes Nintendocore to a whole new level.

Have I got a treat for you!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/limo_colorin...

(Yeah, I'm bored.)

Oh so brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hkBHp1M3_Is

(A few more, plus analysis: http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modl... )