Knockdown, Drag out Queen Novicky 621/2009


Well she spent all our money on airplanes and clothes

Wardrobes and makeup and pompous old shows

She’s been dragging her kids through thousands of towns

And she’s miffed at McCain for letting her down

So it’s out with the Letters of each baseball suit

She’s found a banana to shake and to toot

I’ll plant me a Willow I’ve got lots of mud

And a liberal named Dave will be nipped in the bud

I’ll Rush out O’Reilly who packs a real punch

And Hannity’s Irish he fights I’ve a hunch

No stopping her now for she’s going the distance

Well I’ve heard that she’s taking some lessons in diction

She may even get pregnant if she thinks it will spin

It’s not only her daughters that know how to sin

Now I think it’s appropriate, politically correct

We all Pal-in comparison when she arrives in her jet.