Here's a nice dream I have:

Blow Hard Bill'o, Coulter, Limpballs, KKKlanity and Michael Salvage are racing down the street and they slam right into a van full of Fred Phelps, his horid daughter and the rest of that sick bunch of fucks.

The two vehicles slide into closed gas station and explode! Flames engulf the two vehicles while the occupants burn to death, slowly and painfully.

A second explosion sends debris flying into the air. A large piece of metal is sent rocketing towards Matt Drudge and Laura Ingram and decapitates them.

Prez Hilton is walking past the tragic scene while shoveling a triple decker cheese burger into his trap. Another explosion shocks Prez and he starts to choke on this little snack.

As he falls to the ground a third explosion sends a flaming gas pump into the air and it lands smack down on Hilton as he flops around the sidewalk like a fish out of water. He dies still clutching the cheese burger in one hand and his cell phone in the other.

Did I forget to mention he was talking to Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus on the phone at the time and the sound of the first explosion cause them both to drop dead of heart attacks?

That's my latest "Kill People I Hate" fantasy story and my favorite!