You know you're listening to Bill O'Reilly if the person talking

is defending President Obama by comparing his situation to that of former President Bush

is decrying the paparazzi stalking people in one segment and in the next has his producer following someone onto a public bus or to their kids school asking them annoying and idiotic questions

is accusing an organization like Media Matters for taking what he says out of context after they play a five minute segment of something stupid he says

is claiming that American soldiers brutally murdered German POW's at Malmady

tells us how no one has done more for Veteran's Families, 9/11 Families, Missing Children, Victims of Rape, etc than he has -- yet continually refers to himself as 'humble servant'

decries how low public discourse has become and how irritated he is at the name calling, while at the same time referring to Danny Glover as 'that crazy actor' and Nancy Pelosi as 'Stupid and Dangerous'

complains how raising his taxes would result in damaging the economy

compares Media Matters and the Daily Kos to right wing organizations that advocate violence

is claiming the left-wing media is trying to silence people, while telling people he doesn't agree with to 'shut-up'

is telling people that the criticism of the President during wartime is something that needs to be curbed for the sake of the troops, but then either he, or his guest, blasts President Obama

is opposed to boycotts, but then begins a boycott of Pepsi

claims that his boycott of France has been documented as a success by a non-existent French business publication

claims that he and Mr Walsh have done more to fight sexual abuse and help its victims than any other people in America. Then he claims one victim seemed to enjoy it, while the other one was dressed in a way that invited her rape and murder

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