Sounds like you have a zombie infestation on your hands son. I'd keep my brain safe at night if I were you and for heaven's sake keep that coed out of shopping malls. We don't know what it is about zombies and shopping malls but they sure do seem to love them. Perhaps it's because all the brains at shopping malls come pre-tenderized from incessant marketing.

Anyhow, it's a well known fact that all artificial sweeteners, high fructose corn syrup and those orange colored cheese crackers with peanut butter in the middle all promote zombieism. It's true! I read it on Dr. Mercola's site. Fortunately you can protect yourself by eating an optimal diet for healthy zombie-free living of raw milk and raw eggs plus Dr. Mercola's special formula detoxifying brain wash (only $179.95 for a ten day supply).