That's right! Big Cash prizes! All you have to do is write an article that criticizes the findings of the
Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, and you too could be one of the lucky winners to receive
$10,000 cash! The booty is to be awarded by the American Enterprise Institute on behalf of Exxon-Mobil, and it is supposed to be awarded to scientists, but who will know?
To make this easier for you I'll be providing lots of handy phrases you can use to catapult your very own propaganda, but first here is a snippet my own article:
The worst thing about the the Global Warming debate is that the eggheads can't seem to explain to my satisfaction why it's so cold outside.
I love cruising in my Excursion, but it puts a damper on my ability to enjoy it when some latte-sipping, sliderule-toting pointy-headed intellectual scientist tries to tell me I have no right to let my 6 liter V8 HEMI engine idle through 20 gallons of gas while I listen to the radio in my driveway.
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Well, you get the gist. Now to help you win one of the big cash prizes, here are some handy phrases you can insert into your own little slice of deception. All you have to do is check your intellect and conscience at the door, get creative, and be as dismissive as possible to the very idea of environmentalism.
Good Luck!
Little ice age
UN is useless
methane, methane, methane.
John Edwards Big House.
Redistribution of Wealth
Smug Liberals
EggHead Scientists want to run your life.
Carbon control raises taxes.
God hates the environment
Green business is bad for job growth.
Regular, hard working, law abiding, god fearing, rich white males should not have to be bothered with the fate of the planet.
It makes your food taste bad.
Environmentalism "est tres francias".
Don't be shy! Post a snip of your own climate change denial piece!
