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The Top 10 Conservative Idiots
Posted by top10 in Editorials & Other Articles
Mon Jan 19th 2009, 12:59 AM


The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 356

January 19, 2009
End Of An Error Edition

I don't have much to say this week. Just a song for George, and a walk down memory lane.

And now...



...the end is near...



...and so I face...



...the final curtain.



My friend....



...I'll say it clear...



...I'll state my case...



...of which I'm certain.



I've lived...



...a life thats full...



...I've traveled each...



...and every highway.



And more...



...much more than this...



...I did it my way.



Regrets...



...Ive had a few...



...but then again...



...too few to mention.



I did...



...what I had to do...



...and saw it through...



...without exemption.



I planned...



...each charted course...



...each careful step...



...along the byway.



But more...



...much more than this...



...I did it my way.



Yes, there were times...



...I'm sure you knew...



...when I bit off...



...more than I could chew.



But through it all...



...when there was doubt...



...I ate it up...



...and spit it out.



I faced it all...



...and I stood tall...



...and did it my way.



I've loved...



...I've laughed and cried...



...I've had my fill...



...my share of losing...



...and now...



...as tears subside...



...I find it all...



...so amusing.



To think...



...I did all that...



...and may I say...



...not in a shy way.



No...



...oh no not me...



...I did it my way.



For what is a man...



...what has he got?



If not himself...



...then he has naught.



To say the things...



...he truly feels...



...and not the words...



...of one who kneels.



The record shows...



...I took the blows...



...and did it my way.




Dear soon-to-be-ex-pResident Bush,

As you crawl back to Texas in disgrace may I just say on behalf of everyone who was lucky enough to survive the eight long, miserable years of your twisted, planet-fucking maladministration, a very sincere and heartfelt "Go screw yourself."

Please, don't let the White House door hit you in the ass and propel your pathetic face into the gravel one last time on your way out.

Yours,

-- EarlG

The Top 10 will return with a regular edition in two weeks, on Monday February 2.
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