Josie is sitting on my knee. I am just sure this is going to be some great "father time"
Me:Okay not next week but the week after that MaGran and Grandaddy are going to come here and stay with us a while. Daddy might be going away for a few days (business trip to NYC) and Mommy has to go to the hospital.
Josie: The HOSpital? Me: Yeah
Josie:Is she going to have my little sister? (she really wants a little sister)
Me: No honey she has to ....(thinking if I should use the word)...she has to have a surgery
Josie: A SURgery? What's a surgery?
Me: Well, a surgery is when a doctor goes inside a person's body and either takes something out or fixes something (nice clean-straight forward)
Josie:He can't do that Me:Why not?
Josie: He's too big!
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She took "inside" LITERALLY, thinking that doctors actually climb inside a human body