Halfway through our second basket of those crappy (yet addictive) cheesy biscuit things, this dude shows up and starts yelling at us.

Me, I'm like "what the fuck?" and she explains that he's this stalker guy she went to a movie with once, and he's been showing up outside her classes and playing with himself outside her dorm window and shit. So yeah, that was really messed up.

Anyway, after Red Lobster, she took me back to her place and nailed me. It was totally hot. She's into some freaky shit, too.