Why? because we are distracted. If I had it my way...Hillary, Obama and Edwards would not be running. The fact that they are running blinds people to the fact that...WE MUST WIN. I don't want this to be a historical election for gender and race as much as I want it to be a 90 % voter turnout and a landslide of tsunami-ical proportions. I want the landslide to be so bad that the republicans feel like they need to be relocated to another continent. THAT BIG.

More than I want Obama, Edwards or Hillary to win I WANT A FUCKING DEMOCRAT TO WIN. I don't want any shit going on, I want the convention to scare the goddamned balls and titties of the republicans. I want them to lock themselves in their homes and put duct tape and plastic sheeting over their windows and doors and eat all the food they stored up for the coming terra-ists attack.

This election is big. BIGGER THAN BIG. There are Martians who want a Democrat to win. This shit is intergalactic.

A DEM MUST WIN. I want Hillary and Obama and all their supporters to be all about that.

GODDAMNIT A DEM MUST WIN!

So, if y'all wanna sit around here slinking monkey, meth-addled duck, and cow shit @ each other knock yourselves out. Perhaps you'll win the first ever Darwin award for the largest mass drowning in shit in earth's history.

I personally don't like wallowing shit. I like calling bullshit when I see it but, I don't like wallowing in it. So I'm goin away again.

When I come here I'm basically saying about 98% of my stuff with a sense of humor. I used to do stand up comedy back in the day so that is my thing. What I like about my point of view is that I haven't fooled myself about what is going on here.

DU is but a speck, on the ass of an amoeba on the back of a flea in the scheme of things. Y'all ain't doin shit but flinging it. People don't read DU and see some blinding light and realise the error of their ways and drop dead from our fucking wisdom. Mostly cuz when they read it they think we are fucking nutz. Truth is, most everyone has made up their minds, and those minds you may have the smallest chance of changing are not here.